Curse

Dunham{Enchanter Henchman · Jun 02, 2005, 07:13 AM // 07:13

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A11Eur0 Said: And they both wear stupid outfits.

That's a designer suit. It's imported. It'll be all the rage next fall. But I'm wearing it now.

What do you wear? Oh, only the same exact outfit as every other member of your profession. That's so one month ago.

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Essentially, Dunham is a playboy...

At last, someone understands the real me.

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...who charms those beastly Tengu. He's into beastiality, I can tell.

Ok, I can explain that one. I was a little hopped up on Enchantments, doing all kinds of crazy things... I must have ran through at least two mountains to show up right where I had just died. Practically flying. So anyway, that Tengu chick was totally asking for it.

But I'm over Tengu now.

Dwarves though, you can serve me up two or three Shiverpeak honeys any day of the week. They're just about the right height, you know.

Mistress Eyahl · Jun 02, 2005, 01:34 PM // 13:34

... my armor is green... no-one else has green...

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least not any GIRLS... *sulks*

Vengeance · Jun 02, 2005, 05:25 PM // 17:25

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Originally Posted by Mistress Eyahl

... my armor is green... no-one else has green...

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least not any GIRLS... *sulks*

My armour is green ... and everyone I play with tells me I'm like a girl ... does that count?

BTW ... I'm firmly in the camp of running like a madman through an area and letting the henchies meet the wonderful people on my train! It's my little way of letting them get out and meet new people ... socialize ... you know ... that kinda thing ...

Stefan ... Charr ... Charr ... Stefan ...

Tarnaak · Jun 02, 2005, 05:26 PM // 17:26

All I can say is I made it through 75% of my missions with the Henchmen. Sure, they at times do stupid stuff, but once you learn that you are the leader, and actually learn to lead, then the Henchmen do pretty good.

Lead the henchmen you say, lmao. You figure it out.... I did

Rock On Henchmen!

Santosh · Jun 03, 2005, 12:56 AM // 00:56

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Originally Posted by Prince Rurik

This is a fight we cannot win...

ROFLMAO !!

Oink · Jun 03, 2005, 05:12 AM // 05:12

Everyone wants to eat me now! Should have known this would turn into a barbecue! Heh.. Have this ale I stole from some drunken hunters in regent valley. But dont try to eat me, ill rip off your underwears! Unless ofcoarse you are Reyna, Orian has already seen enough of that, if he sees any more he'll start floating again, even without the ale!

LoneDust · Jun 04, 2005, 03:57 AM // 03:57

What I like to know is why would you bring "Charge", of all elite skills? And why would you cast fire storm when the enemy has about a wand damage away from death?

Druid Oracle · Jun 04, 2005, 06:57 AM // 06:57

What is the problem with you henchies and getting infused? I swear the damn jade armors kill ya in 2 seconds.

Makkert · Jun 04, 2005, 02:18 PM // 14:18

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Originally Posted by Oink

Everyone wants to eat me now! Should have known this would turn into a barbecue! Heh.. Have this ale I stole from some drunken hunters in regent valley. But dont try to eat me, ill rip off your underwears! Unless ofcoarse you are Reyna, Orian has already seen enough of that, if he sees any more he'll start floating again, even without the ale!

Hmmm.. Yeah I guess you would rip me apart....

say, you don't happen to have a little cousin you don't like? i'm still hungry.

Xedu · Jun 04, 2005, 04:58 PM // 16:58

Okay, care to explain what you are up to? Sure could have used some fire raining down upon the enemies below but nnoooo you are stuck in the side of a hill.

Cain Bade · Jun 14, 2005, 12:58 PM // 12:58

Ok I am relatively new to Guild Wars, but I come from Everquest, I played it for 4 years, and I have to agree: human players suck. Aside from the people I know and play with regularly, I'd rather take henchmen out with me anyday. Just a few reasons are listed below.

1. Henchmen never whine, complain and leave the group when things aren't going well, so you don't have to worry about replacing a group member every 5 minutes.

2. You always know what to expect from the henchmen and what their abilities are, you never get a "bad" player in the group who does something stupid and ruins things for everyone when grouping with henchmen. In other words, no Ebayers.

3. With henchmen, you can go smoke/cook dinner/grab a drink, or whatever you need to do, and you're not holding anyone up.

4. You don't have to spend the whole mission listening to geekspeak like "ub3r" and "r0x0r!" while grouping with henchmen. *Note humor and sarcasm

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5. If you really want to meet other real people, just go hang out in a town and talk, or check out a personals site. Just because this is an mmorpg doesn't mean you have to group with other real people all the time. Another reason I personally like grouping with henchmen is because it helps me get into the game and the story more. I think you'll find the game really isn't that much fun if it just turns into an interactive chat world.

In Everquest, we had no choice but to group with other human players to make it in the game, so I've had more than my share of it. I played for 4 years, and I have to say, henchmen are a very welcome addition to mmorpgs, so player interaction is casual rather than forced. It's a better way to make friends and meet cool people anyway, when you only group with more social people who really want to group with other players.

midnyte13 · Jun 14, 2005, 03:59 PM // 15:59

Stephan,

bring your $h!+ to the breach. I'll teach u a lesson in violence you wont soon forget...

if you have the guts.....youre nothing but talk and a big sword. there will be two hits...me hittin you and you hittin the ground......punk.

Weezer_Blue · Jun 15, 2005, 01:25 AM // 01:25

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Originally Posted by Stephan{Fighter Henchman}

I would just like to say that I think you humans suck. Everyday we link up with you guys and you do the stupidest things possible. One time 7 of us henchies decided to have a human player tag along and the dumb human monk just couldnt keep up with the heals. It was like she was running into walls and stuff? Needless to say, our Protection Monk had to do most of the dirty work.

As a fighter I try to help out. But sometimes human players switch targets around so fast it gets rather TIRESOME running from one side of my screen to the other. We got so bored doing that the other day, we just said "**** it" and died. Humans never learn. I personally believe you all are the reason I have had to do "thirsty river" like 50 times. Teamwork you idiots.

Stephan

Funny. It's not Stephan, Figher Henchman. It's "Stefan, Fighter Henchmen". Incidently, it's the same as my brothers name, which is short for 'Stefanos'.

Heron Fensbanel · Jun 15, 2005, 02:47 AM // 02:47

... I'm still in love with Reyna.

Omega_2005 · Jun 15, 2005, 07:10 AM // 07:10

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Originally Posted by Weezer_Blue

Funny. It's not Stephan, Figher Henchman. It's "Stefan, Fighter Henchmen". Incidently, it's the same as my brothers name, which is short for 'Stefanos'.

...You sure it's not Steven [Fighter Henchman] because that sounds more fitting for the people in my country!

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · Jun 16, 2005, 02:57 PM // 14:57

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Originally Posted by Druid Oracle

What is the problem with you henchies and getting infused? I swear the damn jade armors kill ya in 2 seconds.

Hello... half the time we get out for infusion runs, we're sacrificed to the azure shadows before we ever get to the cave... and that's IF we get out. Most of the time people who previously couldn't live without us can't remember our names when it comes to infusion runs.

Volarian · Jun 16, 2005, 05:00 PM // 17:00

I'm not sure what everyone is thinking but Thom resembles a retired, fat Freddie Mercury (ya know lead singer of Queen) - sorry dude but the resemblance is just too uncanny, not trying to diss on ya cause you da man when it comes to scrappin. Only complaint I have is keep that "Charge" shit toned down a bit man, I mean save it for when the fight is on.....sometimes we need to sneak past a mob and with you announcing to the entire world like that we might as well just take the armour off, throw down our weapons, pimp slap Glint and get it over with!! just chill bro, its all good.
Alesia, I feel your pain, I mean you had no say in how your character would look and if truth be known.....the Tribal Sinade O'Connor look.....ain't in style. I'd have a chip on my shoulder too if I were you. Just the same, I like your style when I run my elemental build because you stay back like you're supposed to and I haven't experienced DP since. At the same time when I'm running mad Warrior style, you shouldn't beat me to the mob..hehe..it's nice that you have that fighting spirit inside ya but it makes me wanna take a hack at you along with mob.....cause you deserve it in those instances. Just speaking the gospel honey, don't hate the player, hate the dev's AI design.
If I had my druthers out of them all.....OINK gets my vote!! That is one BAD Mofo'in pig baby!! The boy just don't know fear and I swear his tender pink ass is infused, I mean have you seen him jump on those Undead Mesmers??? He gets in the scrum and comes out completely unharmed, Stephen and Thom should spend some time learning from him.

Volarian · Jun 16, 2005, 08:03 PM // 20:03

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In regards to the speculation on Alesia's love-life..

http://img233.echo.cx/my.php?image=alesia0ab.jpg

Alesia's a switch-hitter????

I always knew she was freaky, no wonder you played your role so much better with my Female Elementalist!!! It wasn't because I was attacking from range and therefore keeping you away from harm............you were scoping me out weren't you?!?!?!

..that's just gross....I need a shower

Reiden Argrock · Jun 16, 2005, 08:57 PM // 20:57

I can't stop laughing,
and where the hell is gwen? She needs a few good slaps to round out this thread.

...thinks she so special cause she gets to skip while i'm gettin slapped by some overgrown worms...

JoDiamonds · Jun 17, 2005, 01:24 PM // 13:24

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Originally Posted by Oink

Everyone wants to eat me now! Should have known this would turn into a barbecue! Heh.. Have this ale I stole from some drunken hunters in regent valley. But dont try to eat me, ill rip off your underwears! Unless ofcoarse you are Reyna, Orian has already seen enough of that, if he sees any more he'll start floating again, even without the ale!

Oh, come on, Oink. You know you'll be succulent and tasty. I mean, even YOU probably want a piece of you!